Not sure if this is allowed but here goes.
We have just spent five nights on Gran Canaria and I have to say, I'm glad I live on Fuerte.
You either have tortuous driving in the mountains, which I don't really mind, or the madness of the motorways, which are as bad as the UK (if not worse).
I don't know if the crossings on the ferry are ever smooth but we encountered rough journeys in both directions. There were a lot of sick passengers on the way back. Fortunately Jill and I were OK (surprisin