This morning I was awakened by my frantic wife who couldn't join an important meeting. The internet wasn't working.
After going up the road to the local Movistar point I could see that it wasn't just me.

I called a few contacts, many people are offline.

First action: Go and Get Cash
Most card machines and cash machines use the most common local internet provider to do all their processing. If the internet is down so are they.

I went to Corralejo and almost all cash machines were out of servi

Does anyone know if and where it is possible to buy the above on the Island, or even a half or a whole lamb? I can butcher it myself, but all the lamb chops you see in the supermarkets are razor thin.